Lame Attempt at Driving Site Traffic
Just when you thought you'd escaped the end of the year regurgitation revelry, it's back! That's right: The Lowbrow Lowdown lackeys have been feelin' lackadaisical and uninspired lately. So, all they've got to show for an entire week's time is this ridiculously unpunctual look back at the Top Trash of 2000. Hey, don't get too excited. Oh, and remember, when it comes to Lowbrow Lowdown stories, "top" is a relative term.
Examine the seedy lives of two teenage toadies as they attempt to whore themselves through college.
See how some seriously smokin' butts backed Florida kids into a well-rounded edumacation.
Hear Germany's wiener-slobbering Chancellor, Gerhard Schroeder, croon his way towards high opinion poll ratings.
Explore the true reasons why hot, wet, dot-com ads insist on throwin' horn dogs a bone.
Learn what happens when overly sensitive reactionaries trash The Lowbrow Lowdown.
Check out the five hot chicks who could've been occupying the White House right now.
Indulge in a blatant appeal to Gen-Xers featuring the spooky stars of the cereal aisle, Count Chocula, Boo Berry and Frankenberry.
Sniff out the story behind eBay's refusal to expose its naughty bits.
Read about Roger Ebert's Web content-saving scheme, and why he ought to stick to kissing Hollywood's arse.
Analyze why Alex P. Keaton wannabes like to play with dolls.
The Lowbrow Lowdown is available for syndication.
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