10.12.04
Lowbrow Lowdown Lookback
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Dereliction of Doodie
It seems like the President has spent more time in Ohio than D.C. lately. And John Kerry and his mill worker's son sidekick have been practically in absentia from the Senate chambers since they launched their Democratic primary campaigns. But don't you see? That's just so they can convince us that they've got what it takes to neglect their executive duties the next time there's some pandering homespun spin to be spewed or debate-disguised stump speech to memorize.

The Lowbrow Lowdown Lackeys are no strangers to shrugging off responsibility either. In fact, their disregard for the faithful readers of this column has become more evident in recent months as they've stooped to passing off tired tales as new ones! Yes, as the politician who places more emphasis on the office he could hold than in the one currently entrusted to him, The Lowbrow Lowdown Lackeys, too, have been blowing off this column in the hopes of fulfilling a new mission. (You can decide for yourself whether it was worth it -- check it out at PunkRockKitchen.com.)

Surely it comes as no surprise that -- yet again -- we here at The Lowbrow Lowdown are recycling a set of political stories, in keeping with the political spirit of the day. But be forewarned: once this new Punk Rock Kitchen thing is off the ground, The Lowbrow Lowdown will return to a more frequent schedule of new and equally mediocre musings. Oh -- and if this latest project doesn't work out, we plan on entering the private sector to lobby on behalf of the advertising industry....



7.19.02
California Uber Coffee
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The Other CAFE Standards
Berkeley voters get the chance to mandate politically-correct java. Oh, and don't even think of asking for your coffee "black," you racist:
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1.10.03
Rose Colored Masses
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Askew Majority
The ice cream frozen brain of Ben Cohen figures spanking Bush's bottom and sportin' Rainbow Glasses can help promote the causes of the left:
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3.28.03
Support Our Froot Loops
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Meals Ready-to-Brand
U.S. troops in Iraq are doomed to return with post-traumatic brand exposure syndrome:
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8.1.03
Yea or Neigh?
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Road to the Beltway Is Paved with Biscuits
Seabiscuit goes from racehorse to Trojan horse, invading the beltway to present the plight of the equine racing and breeding industry:
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Read The Lowbrow Lowdown Lookback on Politics, Part I, Part II and Part III.