The Lowbrow Lowdown Lackeys ain't talkin' 'bout love. And they ain't never messin' with Cupid, stupid. But they're more than willing to discuss the crass commercialization of any holiday, no matter how contrived. Here are a couple Valentines from our pumpers to your peepers:


2.14.01
Be My Concubine
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With This Cockring, I Thee Wed
Find out what V-day shenanigans got Jamaica's government-owned Tourist Board's panties in a bunch.
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2.21.01
Whoop Ass for Candy Kisses
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Just Say No Way to V-Day
Even love stinks in the pungent Land of the Tiger. Who knew?
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2.15.02
Ain't Got Time for Love
-- OR --
Roses are Red, Violets Are Allowed
Be thankful you don't live in Saudi Arabia, where as the doomed day of endearment nears, everything red is relegated to "the black market, where its price triples and quadruples."
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