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2.21.01
Marxist Marketing
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In-house Indoctrination
Good ol' fashioned coercion works...Ford funds film festers...whoop ass for candy kisses...smash-mouth sponsor sleeper hold...dissed in Daytona...raising rockasaurus...

2.14.01
Be My Concubine
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With This Cockring, I Thee Wed
Valentine's Day divestment...snappy sponsors for stupid sell-outs...enlighten us, oh, Spike...national advancement of disenfranchisement...magna cum unclean...

2.7.01
Tunnel Vision Trainer Makers
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Tanked in the USA
Made in the USA's had its day...homophone mishap...amber waves of tobacco...promotional prophets...herd head rush...merchant malaise...

1.31.01
The Gods Must Be Cranky
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Sacred Suds
Immortal ads...aducational aids...big bad 'baccy...rail under Nader radar...rhymin' and pluggin'...

1.25.01
Belated Best of 2000
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Lame Attempt at Driving Site Traffic
A ridiculously unpunctual look back at the Top Trash of 2000...two teenage toadies whore themselves through college...dot-com ads throw horn dogs a bone...eBay refuses to expose its naughty bits...and much, much more...

1.18.01
eE.S.P.
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Opt-in Indoctrination
eBay puts unruly users in line...billboards against Beelzebub...audiences get the shaft...hooked on profits...

1.11.01
Greenbacks and Spam
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Horton Hears a Ruse
Anti-spam sham...free press...stand by your ad...on the road to nowhere...

1.4.01
A Whale of a Dick
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No Cure in Sight
Garofaluenza strikes Mr. Pretension...frankenpuppet...sacred swish...bid early and often...eat yer heart out, Nancy...

12.21.00
And They Wrapped Him in Swaddling Brands
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Gold, Frankincense and a New Cell Phone
Lowbrow Lowdown lackeys' li'l Christmas ditty...rock out cut out cookie recipe...eat, drink and be, well, fat 'n' drunk!

12.14.00
God Bless Admerica
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An Ad in Every Voting Booth
Ad Age columnist loses it...if the bra fits...eBay gets its panties in a bunch...the ads made me do it...anatomically challenged ads...

12.7.00
Mobile Marketing Melee
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Stop That Ad!
Ad mock time...plum outta ad dollars...avatars for avatars' sake...the year of the CAT...the grinch who went postal...

11.30.00
Hollywood Hawks
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Brand Names Get Top Billing
Branding Capeside...double bogey-ed media buy...schmoozers, boozers and losers...customer service crackdown...Vegas name remains untarnished...sales scheme gets a bum wrap...

11.22.00
Soupy Sales
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And Now Back to Our Ads...
The View vamps vouch for Campbell's...very special Stern slam...Drudge drop...lurid lures for li'l ones...blame Canada's beer...Ebert expounds...

11.16.00
Medici Meltdown
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Art for Ad's Sake
Armani media buy...adtifada...can't we all just get a CD-ROM?..get out the smokes...got screwed?..marketplace masterpiece...

11.9.00
Doin' it Doggie Style at the White House
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Puppy Politicos
Fouling the oval office rug...cool brand-tannia...ministry of detached ads...rocky mountain ruckus...bluemountain ego...

11.2.00
Zoom or Bust or Both
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Captive Audience Gets Pissed
Weak-bladder-ed, captive audiences...coup d'ICANN...trailer trash gussy-up...Internet World ambush...adtasia...

10.26.00
Message Muddle
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Call for Advertorium
Advertorial moratorium...the Kmart catechism...business wire blues massacre...all Harrys eve...independence is futile...human rights Reebok style...

10.19.00
Dot-coms in the Gutter
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Adrotica
Throwin' horn-dogs a bone...XXX ad study...smokin' TV interaction...hot co-ed photos...ultra sexy slogans...free buzz just for you...

10.12.00
Infantile Edibles
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Burn, Breast Pump, Burn!
Young mothers unfurl bosoms....advertorial rant...planet publicity...dot-com welfare...Schroeder rap...something branded, something blue...

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