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9.19.03
Bay of Capitalist Pigs
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Agitprop 'til Ya Drop
Socialist leader promotes capitalist enclave...no, no, no…leave the cleats on...chain smoking gang...

8.28.03
Monastic Materialism
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The Brand Name of the Rose
Road to the Beltway Is Paved with Biscuits
Advertisers' Friar Tuck tactics...talkin' proud and sayin' nothin'...lake WalgreensBeGone...

8.1.03
Yea or Neigh?
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Road to the Beltway Is Paved with Biscuits
Politics makes for strange barnfellows...pigs get a poke...soft-bound sob story...

7.3.03
Patriotic Pig Out
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Degradation of Independence
Give me dyspepsy or give me death...why buy the ad when you can get the publicity for free...will sit for food...

6.25.03
Special Feature
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Kate Kaye's Commentary on NPR
Get this: in a momentary lapse of judgment, a National Public Radio producer decided to give Lowbrow Lowdown author, Kate Kaye the chance to blow smoke up the collective arse of the entire NPR listenership! Yep. Believe it or not, her commentary regarding the potential impact of the US Supreme Court case, Nike v. Kasky, was featured on NPR’s business and economics magazine show, Marketplace on June 25, 2003. If you missed the radio broadcast, listen online at the Marketplace website. (Scroll down to Commentary - High Court, Nike & Free Speech.)

6.6.03
Mickey Diety's
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We Love to See You Genuflect
The Pope serves body of cow...mascot mutiny..fox guards the smokehouse...

5.9.03
Triennium Terribilis
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Special Berfday Edition
The Lowbrow Lowdown is celebrating its third birthday! As many seasoned folks know, that's, like, totally crusty in Web years. Take a stroll down memory lane.

4.25.03
Bar Stool Pigeon
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Tie One (Blue Ribbon) on
Proud to be a union can...over-Iraq-tion...traffic spam...

3.28.03
Support Our Froot Loops
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Meals Ready-to-Brand
Feeding G.I. Joe...carrion of commercialism...hawk and awe...

2.28.03
Axle of Evil
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Be an American Patriot: Buy Japanese
Playing the anti-terror card...ruling with an aluminum fist...ad-men and seditious acts...

2.7.03
Label Lackeys
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Smug Overdose
Poor man's uniform...post-Mao muse...man's best pawn...

1.10.03
Rose Colored Masses
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Askew Majority
Operation oval orifice...c'est la void...867-530 whine...

12.20.02
The Christmasization of Commercials
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Buy Humbug!
What makes us wish we could roast a few ad agency geniuses on an open fire along with our chestnuts? Find out, but first be sure to fix yerself a stiff drink and grab a few Official Lowbrow Lowdown Rock-Out Cut-Out Cookies first.

12.6.02
Steal This Movement
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Robin Hoodlums
Ignorant activists...like manna from Amazon...friends don't let friends bathe drunk...school of soft sells...

11.8.02
Staff Infection
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Identity Card Crisis
Workspeak clocks in...hog farmers sooey the USDA...french fry revolution...

10.18.02
Cow Gypping
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The Bark of the Oligarch
Commercial animal cruelty...caveman consumer...CD freedom comes at a price...gin city...

9.27.02
Birth Patrol
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OB-GYNot Get Knocked Up
Pregnancy promotion...saving Ryan's privates...charm Bracelet Offensive...life's long. play old...

9.6.02
Legal Lactation
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The Defense Rests (in the Cupboard, not the Fridge)
Kraft picks on the little cheese...Advertising. genius! thank you....babes in ployland...the long arm of the logo...

8.30.02
Sonorous Shamelessness
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Radio Rant
Download Lowbrow Lowdown author, Kate Kaye's call to WNYC's The Brian Lehrer Show (real media file)...

8.9.02
Tompkins Trojan Dog
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Ad Anesthesia
Häagen-Dazs horrors in NYC...Sales Pitch Society Redux

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