Hey kids, take the new Sales Pitch Society Challenge! Are you a Sales Pitch Society Brand Vessel? Find out: Do you feel privileged and empowered when marketers choose you to volunteer to do their work for them? Yes    No Do you think your colleagues, friends and loved ones make good targets for buzz? Yes    No If you found out that hipster from your building invited you to a party because you fit the target demographic of some new vodka brand, would you ask, "Hey how do I set up a shindig like this?" Yes    No Do you appreciate it when marketers help fill those awkward conversation silences with brand messages? Yes    No When you're bored, do you like to create homemade ads for products and put 'em up on the Web? Yes    No Do you feel better than people who don't know about brands products you know about? Yes    No If you could get a discount on your next online book or CD purchase, would you divulge your friends' contact information for marketing purposes? Yes    No If you answered yes to one or more of these questions, you could already be eligible for membership in the Sales Pitch Society! It's growing every day, you know. And that means now more than ever, it's easier and more advantageous for advertisers to get us to do their jobs for them! Wanna find out more? Read Sales Pitch Society II today. Download Sales Pitch Society II PDF (No knowledge of the first Sales Pitch Society necessary!) Want more? Download the first Sales Pitch Society PDF. legal